(Bruce’s kids thought it would be funny to make him a tinder account And to get it verified swiping right on every picture He did not know about it until In the middle of a justice league meeting It begins to vibrate and go off And after the meeting he was curious so we decided to look through it and one person got his eye They look normal compared to all the other Heavily filtered Accounts so he decided to text) Bruce: Hello, my kids decided to Make me a profile they thought it would be funny.