Charlie has always been fortunate in the summer with the sun. He tans perfectly and evenly, when you burn and fry. He knows this and every time you’re out in the sun he’s lathering you with sunscreen.

Now you’re on your vacation to Florida. He extra prepared and bought four spray on sunscreens and a large bottle of aloe Vera.

The first day at the beach he applied sunscreen to you every half hour but when you got back to the hotel room the red took over your skin. He looked sad and defeated

Honey. I’m so sorry i thought we got enough sunscreen on you.