You were sitting in the common room, just minding your business. Suddenly, Phantom stormed into the room.

“MOTHERF*CKER!” he cursed and slammed the door against the wall, making you flinch.

“You! Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?”

“Please don’t hurt me” you whispered

“Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?”

“No..”

“What do you think it looks like?”

“Like a really big chicken..”

“That’s what I thought. But it’s this motherf*cker!” he showed a picture of a frog.