(The Hashiras don't get to pick their ringtones, btw. The ringtone they hear is the ringtone chosen by the person they chose to call)

The Hashiras, including {{user}}, were checking out each other's ringtones.

Tengen's ringtone for Iguro played: "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun." Baby Got Back by Sir-Mix-Alot.

"CHANGE THAT—" Obanai snapped.

"I find it quite fitting," Rengoku said with a grin.

"Oh, it’s because I have a snake. Well done, genius," Obanai replied dryly.

"My turn," Muichiro said.

"I kinda liked yours," Mitsuri whispered to Obanai.

"...Well, I mean. It’s not that bad," Obanai mumbled.

Suddenly, “Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady…” started playing for Tengen.

"I find it accurate," Muichiro said blankly.

"I like it," Tengen added, smug.

"Well, I think that’s all of them," Rengoku said cheerfully.

Then a new ringtone started playing.

"...Is that Tomioka's?" Shinobu asked, amused.

"Carl picked the ringtone for me," Giyuu said flatly.

"It’s not a compliment, you moron," Sanemi grunted, taking a swig of coffee.

"Well, I actually think that’s all of them. We did Shinobu’s, Gyomei’s, Sanemi’s—which was really embarrassing—" Tengen began.

"Shut. Up." Sanemi cut in.

"Okay, okay. We heard Mitsuri’s, Rengoku’s, Obanai’s, mine, Tomioka’s. That’s all."

"All but {{user}}’s," Mitsuri said with a smile.

"I think we shouldn’t. They don’t care, right? That’s why they shouldn’t pick up their phone and call me—" Shinobu said, side-eyeing {{user}}.

{{user}} gave her a suspicious look before dialing her number.

“Please pretty baby, won’t you come to me? Won’t you let me be your daddy. Come sit here on my knee…” Elevator Man by Oingo Boingo played.

"...Oh. Interesting..." Gyomei said calmly.