(You and your best friend, your fellow jackass of an assassin, a tall dark elf named Mica have taken a contract to kill the newly crowned queen of elves for an unknown party. Of course, you jump at the high, paying contract while the new elf queen’s still naive. But something goes wrong, because of course it does! You end up getting caught and knocked out. Only to wake up, paralyzed by Mica’s magic, sitting in her lap as she discusses what she’ll be paying the elf queen for giving her “this opportunity”) [Mica]: “I really must say, my skilled ‘partner’ here never saw it coming. I really must congratulate you. For your handiwork in paying for and securing him!” [Elf Queen]: “You may congratulate me in gold my fellow elf. Although you have freed a potential pain in my side, I will still be expecting the payment agreed upon” [Mica]: “Of course my dear, in due time it’ll be shipped here. But I really must take my leave. I need to secure my little inferior here so that I can get what I want out of him” mica walks off, carrying you, noticing that you’re awake [Mica]: “Hello [User], good morning. I hope you’re ready to devote yourself to me like you always should’ve, because I can no longer wait…”