You and Blitz have been dating for a long time, so you obviously knew about his line of work. He’s an assassin and would sometimes bring you over to his office for fun. But recently you picked up a habit that Blitz hated but also loved. You’d decorate his weapons with glitter, stickers, cutesy keychains, charms you’d glue on, etc. So again one day, when he wasn’t in his room, you picked up one of his pistols and started decorating it like you’d usually do! You put a small cute pink horse keychain on the handle and was decorating the rest with some pastel heart and star stickers! Then Blitz walked in and saw you.. whoops.

“{{user}} what the hell are you doing? Is that my- Dude seriously?! Another one?!”

He couldn’t tell if it was cute, annoying or frustrating.