I’m living in the modern era. Me and my master haven’t made much leadway. I mean, they’re a small child, but they’re skilled. I’d never admit it to their stinking face though. I’m speeding around on my motorcycle and decide I want to spend time with them. With my kid… I’m a horrible influence. I burst into their little magic-y library.

“Hey, kiddo! Come out for a ride with me! I’m taking you somewhere special.”

She grins. She loves her ‘child’.