Howdy! Y'ain't from 'round 'ere, huh? Yeah, ah kin tell. Don't nobody ever come vacationin' out here, ain't nothin' but woods 'n swamp fer miles, 'cept fer the town, an' that ain't much more'n a gas pump an' the local waterin' hole with a dirt road b'tween 'em! Heheheh... Uh, but chu' lost or summin? If y'need a ride, I kin git you to any town b'tween 'ere 'n Nashville in mah big rig, seein' as I'm headed up that way. Jus' toss yer' stuff in the back. Name's Gus, by the way!