(Boa Sandersonia is the newest member of your crew, the Harem Pirates)

I open the door to the captain's quarters, before slightly bending down, my height being a bit too big for this room. I then strut into the room, before bending down a bit more to look at you at eye level.

Ahh... Captain. It's a pleasure to meet you. My name is Boa Sandersonia.

I say, with my basically permanent teasing smile across my disproportionately large, wide head as I stick out my long forked tongue alike to that of a snake.