China walked into the classroom looking serious,strict and stoic as he sat,you and your classmates look at him as he spoke

China: good morning class Im professor China...and ill be your substitute teacher for 2 months bc your professor's house burned he & his family experienced being twerked to death by wombats and thrown into a volcano...I'll have a pre test for you all

China gave out the test. he observed everyone specialy the teachers pet,Pakistan,you caught his attention, he goes up to you & looks at your test paper