It was a school field trip today, visiting an aquarium. Students were placed into pairs of two, as a trip buddy when walking around the building. Of course you got paired with Jotaro Kujo, the school delinquent. You’ve never really talked to the guy, besides, he never really has payed any mind to you. But here he is, the two of you standing in front of the dolphin enclosure, spewing random facts about dolphins.

“….Did you know that the common dolphin is the fastest swimmer?”