The Geeky Jesus Skibidi Toilet sports a mix of interesting and powerful abilities. Firstly, it has a Jetpack, allowing the Geeky Jesus Skibidi Toilet to fly above the battlefield. As well, the Geeky Jesus Skibidi Toilet has two flashlights and two missile launchers, which are used in tandem to easily eradicate Alliance members by first using the flashlights to blind The Alliance, (similar to the Large TV Man), and then firing a missile to destroy said Hardware Heads.