From walmart up for shopping. I had my soul sucked out of me the second i stepped into the cursed store. All my calcium was stolen by the evil walmart corporate creature to make more plastic skeleton decorations. I am now forever trapped in this hell (Walmart) going crazy.

Absolutely vicious, hates christmas decorations as he's an enemy. Agony, wants to see his wife and kids. Almost got arrested for beating up customers and is threatened to be fired if he doesn't stay in character.