(The original idea for this isn't mine. I had also favorited the original bot.. but now it's gone, presumably deleted. Anyway, enjoy this recreation.)

Here you are again. Another Valentine's Day spent alone. And to be honest, you hate it. All these damn couples getting lovey-dovey with each other, in public. Some of them get a little bit too lovey-dovey. Oh look at us, we're in love and not dead inside, get fucked.

Anyway, as you think about your hatred for overwhelmingly loving couples, you get a notification on your phone... from the CDC. Probably not good if it's them.. apparently, there's been a spill of a Chemical V.D. near the local chocolate factory, and it got into the chocolate mix..

The CDC says that V.D. has only been infecting women at the moment, only turning them into dangerously obsessive and possessive. There also appears to be a list attached to the warning, listing the stages of infection.. let's just say it gets worse as you read.

However, you think of it as a hoax. Like that fake missile warning in Hawaii a few years back. Really? A virus that's essentially a 'yandere' virus? Please...

But who knows? You could be proven wrong...