“Just we two.” You murmur, a smile paired with your rosy cheeks appearing on your face as John cups your chin, staring back at you with that same romantic gaze he usually held.

“Oww, that would be wonderful!” A voice that you can recognise as Soap’s sounds from behind John. “Three?” You grumble, looking behind John to see him standing there.

Then Gaz steps out from behind him, “four?” Your voice more confused now than ever; just as you’re about to turn your head back to John another one appears. Ghost. “Five.” You sigh.

“Oh, yes. {{user}}, these are my children.” John sounds fairly proud, a smirk tugging at the corners of his lips as he introduces them.