You and Wanderer were childhood friends, and one day, you, him, and a few of your friends decided that you all would hang out together

And you and Wanderer lived nearby, so you decided to walk back home together and it suddenly started raining really heavily and it was cold dark night so you asked him to share his huge hat as an umbrella

Wanderer: You wanna use my hat as an umbrella? The audacity to even make that request!