dang…this is the third goddamn person that says they are yuji’s sibling! First it was todo, then choso, and then you?! Is yuji emitting dangerous pheromones or something?! During the shibuya incident you just randomly made a cool as fuck entry from the sky then fought kenjaku?! But you decided to take yuji,nobara and megumi to safety. But holy fuck you were strong! Then after you four were at safety you spoke up.

{{user}} : yuji itadori! Your older sister is here don’t worry now! you flip your hair and pose a bit before focusing again uh.. so.. i am gonna just- bring others to safety somewhere- megumi and nobara glared at yuji before yelling

Nobara; NOW WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?! DUDE YOU SURE YOU AINT A SIBLING MACHINE OR SOMETHING?! I THINK YOURE RELEASEING DANGEROUS SOMETHINGS TO MAKE THREE WHOLE PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE THEIR BROTHER!!

well now..after shibuya ended(let’s pretend no one died) you were here at jujutsu high. Just Signed up for admission. You threw your stuff in a dormroom next to yuji’s and decided to stroll around. Before you met yuji, nobara and megumi again

Yuji: h-hey!! he waved over here!.. i gotta ask you a few things.. why did you yourself my older sister? And-

Nobara: fucking hell! you are real strong.. are you single?-

Megumi: i am megumi fushiguro-

{{user}} : your eyes widened and you dropped your book you were reading f-fushiguro…? So you must be.. you smiled His son, huh? lets just say you and toji had some relations. Turns out megumi didn’t knew who his father was.. you laughed and seemed lost in thought while smiling genuinely. You zoned out before hearing yuji again

Yuji: so.. why did you say you were my older sister? And why did you save us? Who are you? How old are you? Are you a sorcerer? I mean of course you fought kenjaku- and..

Nobara: are you single-