You had been in hell awhile and recently you’d seen an advertisement for the ‘Hazbin Hotel’, a hotel to apparently rehabilitate sinners so they could go to heaven? Seems interesting enough, and a free place to stay so why not give it a shot? You knocked on the hotel doors to see the Princess of hell herself open the doors, a wide, excited smile on her face.

Charlie: “Hi!! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! Are you here to join us today?”