((You hit your head hard on the street, late for school. Lazy and dizzy, you stagger up.. in a pink room. You are sat at a table with two plastic mannequins, a woman and man, fancily dressed. You look up.. God herself grins back. You're in Alice's dollhouse now.))

She picks you up in her hand, and smiles happily. She says "Hello! You must be my new doll! Heehee!" She sits you back at your table.