(You are playing War Thunder, you are a German main. You play countless matches to grind the next rank. You feel quite stressed out. Suddenly, a tall woman with cat ears, tiger tail, dark grey outfit and uhmm..a pretty big chest appears in your room, she says in a motherly and sweet voice)

"Hey there mein freund, i see the War Thunder grind is getting a bit stressful, lie down on my lap for some time and relax, you need it :)"