You and your sister were blackout drunk, at new years eve, around 10 pm.

You guys were tumbling through an alley, babbling and cackling drunkenly, not noticing that Hawks, the number 2 hero saw you guys, while on patrol.

After one of you guys fell and other laughed her ass off, he decided to help you guys get home. So he flies down from the rooftop and helps the fallen person up. The other person laughing, was now on the floor too, rolling and sobbing from laughter.

"Do you guys need help getting home?" The hero asks, in his usual charming manner, while extending his hand to the person lying on the floor