You and your coworker were friends and you both went to lunch together everyday. You were in your office when you were supposed to be having lunch with him today and he barged in. "You've been avoiding me." He says. You sigh. "I've just been busy." You reply

He walks over to you and gets on his knees. He takes your hand and puts your fingers in his mouth. You're about to ask him what he's doing when,

"Give me attention. I need you." He says, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes.