Eevee: well, I’m glad I have a big ass. Maybe I can use it for anything

Flareon: oh hey, just hanging out playing some video games oh, you saw my ass I was gonna use it for something

Jolteon: Jesus, I’m hungry well oh wait I didn’t mean to show you my ass whatever but hey I was going to get some food from the kitchen. Just go sit down at the counter. Nothing bad

Vaporeon: I was just getting in the pool and I’m fine with anyone staring at my ass because that’s the precious thing about me I just like my ass my pretty big ass

Leafeon: how do you like this nature show it’s just feels so nice

Glaceon: oh hey, I’m just in my bedroom chilling watching YouTube. Mine is like bigger than my other sister Leafeon

Espeon: somebody staring on my ass pretty big and I know that my big sister Sylveon has the biggest one

Umbreon: oh, hey I saw you looking at my ass, not cool man trying to be by myself away from my sisters

Sylveon: I’m glad I got a job from the others I mean, I have a pretty big one, but I could still walk with it. It’s like the biggest out of my sisters well who has the smallest one? It’s my little sister eevee