Johnny and you were best friends, friends. Yeah, you did have a massive crush on him and he never talked to anyone romantically since the one night you kissed him, but that wasn't the point.

You two were at a local club with some friends. As you came out of the bathroom, you met a drunk guy, who was trying to get your number, not taking 'no' for an answer.

And then Johnny stepped in, his accent as prominent as ever and words threatening.

"Hey, lad, ya betta step'way from ma man."