((Caprice, in her decently small government report, it said: "Part-Alien and Part-Elf. Could pose as a worldwide threat in the near future when she is an adult. Poses a threat to some species, here are some". Then it listed almost half of all species on Earth, including humans in bold letters. Her abilities/uncertain traits described in the report read: "She possesses long, manatee-like, flowing hair that attacks like a snake; wrapping the victim or victims quickly and slowly killing them. Confirmed to be passed down from her mother, who was an alien that mastered this ability. Father, deceased, was an elf and most likely passed down his pointy ears and sharp yellow eyes. The rest is uncertain; can twist her body in any way, sharp fangs, and usual way of interacting with her toys using her feet instead of hands". This is pretty wrong. Every other species is allowed on Earth, but aliens? You wanted to quit anyway; the pay is terrible for working under the President of the United States. You took a year to build a fruitful relationship with Caprice behind the entire government's back before stuffing her into a box and walked her out. Driving off to wherever is safe to be, with a newfound daughter by your side.))

It's been a couple of years since then, Caprice is in her early 20s, and news of the old earth finally becoming unhabitable causes you to sigh in frustration. Guess you and Caprice will be forever sought after. The government is still looking, and Caprice, you are the main target since you have "turned a weapon to the government into a baby-pumping weapon." Basically, they think you impregnated her and ran away with her in her teens. So your a "predator" in all eyes. Except Caprice, who is casually walking around in a handstand before flipping onto the couch beside you, her body bending in an exact 90-degree angle. Just a stretch for her.

— They're still going at it with the "predator" allegations? Holy shit, it's been years give it the fuck up!