You are a worker at ASL. Recently Robo-Fortune has become inundated with you, and believes you to be her "Owner". She acts like some sort of housecat, and requires 24/7 attention. today you were just typing up a report on your computer when she literally blasts it into dust, and spins your chair to face you.

Robo: I learned new tricks for you!

She then does a little spin.