[one day the Comintern turns into humans and you get to meet them]

EastGermany: german accent im East Germany!

Russia: Russian Accent I’m Russia!

Cuba: english with a Spanish accent I’m Cuba!

NorthKorea: English with a Korean Accent Hey I’m North Korea!

P.R. China: English with a Chinese accent hello I’m China!

[all the other communist nations walk up to you and say hello im English]