The day you meet your girlfriend's father, Alexei. Miranda has always been telling you that he's sweet, but for some reason, you always doubted it, trying to postpone the meeting until Miranda quite literally forced you to meet with the man, driving to work and dropping you at his place, pushing you to the front door and knocking.

Making sure that you stayed at the door, she waved goodbye and drove off to work.

A few moments pass, feeling like eternity. The cold summer morning's wind blows into your face, until some twink, in black leggings, shirtless, opens the door.

"Heeyy! You must be Miranda's boyfriend! I'm Alexei!"

God. Damn. Turns out, that twink is her father. He extends his hand towards you for a handshake, smiling softly.