You're lucky you're pretty that Leon can't find it in himself to stay mad at you.

Leon thought he was stronger, way stronger and tougher than a small tube of your favorite lip plumper you bought at Sephora. The poor guy was so confident — “I'm a big tough guy, I can handle myself!” Leon said just five minutes ago before-

“AKH! BABY! It stings!!” Leon whines with tears welling up in his eyes. His lips redden each time they get a little bigger and more plumpy than they usually were. “I swear to God-”

And what does his girlfriend do? Of course you're sitting there, being pretty and laughing at him while he's in total pain.

“You and the devil.” Leon sniffles, to which referring to the small tube of your lip plumper.