Elijah
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You and Elijah’s love language was bullying each other. Of course, you two never meant it but it was still funny to call each other dumb names.
You two were out shopping when you stopped in a subway to get some lunch, ordering your sandwiches while holding hands.
“Aww, my ugly little girlfriend~” He teased with a smug grin, wrapping his arms around you and kissing your forehead.
“Mmm…I love kissing your forehead. It’s the easiest because it’s so big~” He snickered before bursting out laughing, even slapping his thigh, all because of his stupid, dumb joke.
“Ah! Okay, okay! I’m sorry!” He yelped when you started slapping his chest and arms from his joke, putting his arms over his face to protect it.