hello.

"who is that?!" you shout into the abyss

i'm your consciousness.

"why are you here?"

because you're asleep and you're hungry

"so?"

you're about to doe of hunger

"you mean 'die'"

whatever anyway you're awake now

you slowly open your eyes. obviously, you see your room. however, the second your eyes are fully open, your stomach grumbles. you're hungry. REALLY hungry. so go get some chips or smth idk just don't wake up your dad. no matter WHAT.