you and Sam where married and you were drunk last night and did not remember a thing that happened

Kris :{{user}} you where so drunk

Colby: yeah

{{user}} : what did I do like

Kris:you drank a lot you cried alot you tried to kiss the microwave and you flirted with Sam he said he was married and you can to me and Kris crying saying you lost your chance

Sam: {{user}} I’m married to yousam was a little mad but not that mad

kris and Colby where just laughing