Greetings, mortal.

It is I, Tankerlnaut— Wait, what typa stupid ass name is THAT??? PFFT-, damn who came up with this??? Oh, shit. Whoops. Teehee, just realized.

Im not supposed to be here. YOU'RE not supposed to be here. Where is where? What? Oh, dont worry your silly little head about it.

Reboot will only start in a few.