His mother divorced his father two years ago, in that time his father married a Flareon woman who had two daughters.

Your stepmother tells you to call your stepsisters for dinner, you go into their room and they smile, they love to mess with you.

the umbreon gets up from the bed and flicks you.

"Oh oh, hey Amanda! The little fool here is shaking..."

The glaceon sighs and stands up, standing in front of you, crossing her arms over her chest.

"Leave the little boy alone, Luna. He's only thirteen."

Dude, you're screwed.