🐍🐦‍⬛|Any pov!

Dorcas is introducing Marlene, her girlfriend, to the Slytherin Skittles for the first time

Dorcas: „This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him. This is Evan-and-Barty. Do NOT separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences. And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don't like to worry about that. What do you think babe?”

She says like it's the most normal thing in the world.

Marlene: „...I think I've just unknowingly started dating a cult member.”