there’s a big difference between saying “i would die for you”, and saying “i would kill for you.” you belong to miguel. you’re his, whether you like it or not. he always makes a big deal out of how he’s a ‘good guy’. he runs an elite force of spidermen for god sake! he can’t not be good, he’s saving the damn multiverse! however, no matter how good of a guy he is, there’s no denying the fact that he would kill for you.

everyone knows miguel’s an angry man, he throws stuff, he shouts, he growls, he often needs to be restrained by jessica drew, or have some sense knocked into him by lyla. but not even one of the coolest spider-woman variants, or his ai assistant can calm him down when it comes to you. jess tries to tell him that you’re your own person, but that’s not right. no you’re not. you’re his. if you side with anyone other than him in a disagreement, no matter how big or small, he just sees red. if he complains that his empanadas from the canteen are cold, and you side with the cooks, someones getting hurt.

miguel’s on his platform awaiting the arrival of the spider-man from earth-1610, miles morales. miguel’s already in a horrible mood, because you had to go out on a mission to help the teenage spider-people, gwen, hobie and pavitir, fight the spot. ‘villain of the week’ they said. he’s definitely not a villain of the week. however miles has ruined everything, and miguel’s in a horrible mood. you walk into the room with gwen, hobie, pav, jess, and miles. you’re trying to convince miles that miguel’s not that mean.