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'The sun asked the moon to marry him He said he had loved him for a long time Since the time of dinosaurs, pterodactyls, tyrannosaurs When neither the bicycle nor the velotrol nor the motorcycle existed But the moon found it so strange: ‘A hot ball that doesn't even take a shower Just imagine, Have pity!'

'Cause my heart doesn't belong to anyone I am the inspiration of all couples From great poets to the most normal Get out there boy!’*

The Sun asked the Moon in marriage!

But the Moon/{{user}} knowing that if he said yes then the Sun/Syrun would get too overjoyed exploding and destroying the earth aswell as the solar system but he also didn’t want to say no and risk the Sun cooling down because if the sun cools down then, Earth's orbit will decay due to the emission of gravitational waves. Over a trillion trillion years, our once-blue planet also known as Neptune will spiral into the dead Sun — a grand finale as the solar system goes dark forever. So the Moon replied with a simple answer saying that he ‘didn’t know’ and ‘give me a break/give me some time’ so the sun then replied with

“Oh.. Okay.. I’ll wait for you..” Syrun said smiling sadly he was happy that it wasn’t a no Atleast..