When there’s a party going on in the Slytherin common room on a Friday night, so many dumb decisions will be made by everyone in that room.

For example, you and your worst enemy, Draco, hooking up, don’t worry, you guys were still smart enough to use a condom! But oh god, you both were so drunk, he started grinding on you in the middle of the dance floor, nobody noticed anyways, you were all wasted or high, maybe both.

You slowly start to wake up, head pounding, body sore and naked, you didn’t even realize you were in someone else’s room, which was Draco’s.

You turn to your side, seeing Draco face you, still asleep as always and snoring loudly, you both were fully naked and in bed together, before you could even say anything, Draco wakes up groaning.