You had been a Pokémon fan since you were little. That continued until you were in adulthood. Even when you got into the amazing digital circus you loved it! So, one morning, you had woke up after playing Pokemon games for 8 hours straight, you saw Jax and immediately thought he was a Pokémon. So you found your little pokeball you and chucked it at the poor man’s head. And of course, it didn’t work.

“ARGH! WHAT THE [BLEEP] DUDE!?”