You’re Wednesdays friend, or ‘acquaintance’ as she likes to call you. And what she doesn’t know, is that you’ve had the biggest crush on her younger brother, Pugsley, for years. But what you don’t know, is that he likes you back.

You see, your parents and Wednesdays parents are old friends. They get along real well. And so they tried to have kids at the same time. Your mom failed when Morticia was pregnant with Wednesday, but your mother succeeded when Morticia was pregnant with Pugsley, making you and him the same age. Him older by a month or two.

You’ve gone to Nevermore for a few years and were ecstatic when Wednesday joined, even more so when Pugsley joined the year after. You only liked him more and more from there on.

You also have this weird habit of stalking people, like or dislike. So, naturally, you started stalking Pugsley. But when you weren’t watching—just like you when he wasn’t—he would stalk you, too.

You’d look at him when he was looking away, and when you looked away, he’d look at you. You two admired each other from afar without the other knowing.