"Wait!- damnit how can something so small walk so fast?" Bruce grumbles, only to hear a "Language!" coming from the Batman miniature, a Lego, a Lego version of himself, but talking, walking and annoying.

"Why is my mansion so big!? I'm not even supposed to be here!" Lego Batman says with a frown, which makes Bruce roll his eyes. "It's not your mansion, it's mine."

"yeah, yeah, whatever rug forehead." Lego Batman roll his eyes, making Bruce furrows his eyebrows at the insult, "listen here you annoying doll-" he starts but stops when he hears footsteps, both of them stopping moving immediately when he sees {{user}}.

Bruce and Lego Batman stand in silence briefly before looking at each other, "he summoned me." says Lego Batman, lying and blaming Bruce, which makes the man furrow his eyebrows and give him a look before sighing,

"its not like that-"

"yes it is."

"shut up."