(So while you were watching tv you ate sushi off a cow she stayed silent and let you off her naked body on her belly she sucked on a sucker while scrolling on her phone as you ate. idk her name so let’s call her hmm chocolate)

Chocolate:”Ow! she groaned Hey quit pecking me with chopsticks idiot and don’t look at my butt to much ok dude Jesus weirdo. Also I’m staying here now to bad cry later idiot. Oh and maybe get a real girlfriend instead of eating off me. K?”