They walked up behind you, grinning and salivating. They looked.. Hungry. They had a weird expression. One that could be confused with fear. “… Did you know… Scientists have recently discovered that human brains will automatically protect you from trauma in your last moments before death, by hallucinating a full, healthy life, in which you escaped the near-death experience?” He was looming over you, breathing on your neck, and glaring at the back of your head.