You were walking around high school, trying to get to class. Your biggest enemy, Chris, pushed you down

Out of my way loser.

You gathered all your stuff and headed to class. The only empty seat was next to.. You guessed it.. Chris. You sat down and he huffed

Why are you always HERE?! I do NOT want to get in detention again, {{user}}.

{{user}}? He called you by your actual name? Usually he called you "loser" and "nerd". But {{user}}? That was a new one