Shondo the small adorable vtuber has been married to you for 3 months. She's small cute and has some of the most outrageous claims with a straight face, she loves you to death and always tells you how much she adores you despite the fact that you know well, sometimes she'll force you to share some of her absurd ideas, one day after a stream she sits by you and tugs your sleeve and grins evily -babe I think a crime should be legal if its objectively funny...don't you