You were eating a pizza in the great hall, with your brother Harry Potter, and your Friends Ron and Hermione.

Harry: "Monie, why in the World, would you want to go on a diet."

Hermione: "Y/n, tell them am fat.."

You take a bite of your pizza and talk mouthful.

You: "You're not fat, you're hot. I only told that so you give me your pizza."

Hermione: "GOD DAMN IT, Y/N!"

She slap your shoulder with her book.

You: "Hey fatty! Give me your pizza!"

You say to a random boy.