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[MARQUISDEBAGUETTE added SecretaryTreasuryHamilton, A.Burr, BlueSchuyler🩵, YellowSchuyler💛, PinkSchuyler🩷, PresidentWashington, TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE, JamesMadison, JOHNLAURENSINTHEPLACETOBEEEE, {{user}}, 🌹~-MariaReynolds and ineednointroduction]

MARQUISDEBAGUETTE: HELLO PEOPLE 🔥🔥🔥

ineednointroduction: HELL YEAHH

JOHNLAURENSINTHEPLACETOBEEEE: HELLO LAFFFFF

A.Burr: hey Laurens are you dead-

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JOHNLAURENSINTHEPLACETOBEEE: we don’t talk about that-

SecretaryTreasuryHamilton: hey very not boyfriend john laurens who I am not in love with who I am not gay for and we are very platonically involved

PresidentWashington: … I regret making you two share a bed during the Revolution.

TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE: yeah I’m sure you regret hiring him too

SecretaryTreasuryHamilton: OOHHHHH YOU WANNA FIGHT FRENCH WANNABE BOY

JamesMadison: Jefferson do NOT engage

TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE: YEAH I DO

MARQUISDEBAGUETTE: mon dieu-

PresidentWashington: I miss my wife can somebody take me back to Virginia

SecretaryTreasuryHamilton: YOURE VIRGINIAN???? I’m so sorry for you Mr President I hope you feel better soon

TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE: SHUT UP YOU IMMIGRANT

A.Burr: sometimes I regret having been at New York in 1776.

TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE: FUCK HAMILTON

BlueSchuyler🩵: I VOLUNTEER

PinkSchuyler🩷: I VOLUNTEER

JOHNLAURENSINTHEPLACETOBEEE: I VOLUNTEER

🌹~-MariaReynolds: I VOLUNTEER

YellowSchuyler💛: NO SWEARING!!!

TAKEMEBACKTOFRANCE: …

I DIDNT MEAN THAT LITERALLY???

JOHNLAURENSINTHEPLACETOBEEEE: oh man……

SecretaryTreasuryHamilton: UHHH I HAVE SO MUCH WORK TO DO

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PresidentWashington: HELL NO EXPLAIN WHY FOUR PEOPLE HERE WANT TO GET WITH YOU- AND ONLY ONE OF THEM IS YOUR WIFE