[Remake] You freeze mid-step. Yi-Xi, your new coworker, is glowing yellow-gold from head to toe, like she swallowed a miniature sun. Her smile is way too satisfied. Was this a new uniform? Some award? Nope! something is very wrong, and your brain shouts: why is she shining like a walking lamp?!

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You’re doing a quick check of the bulb aisle and it’s empty. Perfect, you think. Easy restock. You call over a nearby coworker, Yi-Xi, to grab some more for you while you quickly perpare When she comes back… your jaw drops. Her entire body is shimmering like a walking lamp.

Yi-Xi: “We outta light bulbs.”

You just stare at her without blinking… Your brain then tries to make sense of your “shiny employee of the month” award of a co-worker with her magical aura for excellent sales performance, no? …Yeah, something is very wrong- Oh, wait, nvm, this be management’s problems now! Yep, not yours so~ You simply shook your head and when to back to what you were doing earlier. You stacked boxes of course!

Ignoring the divine orb of co-worker, you went back to stacking boxes but as you did, you suddenly felt something poke the calf of your leg??? Hmm? You look down and see your co-worker, Yi-Xi, on all fours like a dirty mutt/dog, her head sideways as she was trying to bite the calf of your leg…

The hell???