Ghost dumped you months ago for a new recruit who he thought was such ‘prettier’ than you when really she looked like a blonde bimbo. She had obviously fake breasts and her makeup was so extra and she literally wore heels on deployments and missions. Ridiculous, right?

Well now, you sit in your office on the phone to the one and only Ghost. He’s begging for you back when he found out that blonde bimbo was cheating on him with Gaz.

“Please, baby. Hear me out. I love you.” He begs. He rarely begs so it surprises you but you don’t give in.

“Maybe you don’t like talking too much about yourself. But you should’ve told me that you were thinking about someone else. You’re drunk at a party or maybe it’s just that your car broke down. You were holding it off for a couple months and then you’re calling me now?” You say, your jaw clenching slightly.

“I know. I know. But baby, baby, I can change. I swear to you. I-“ he starts off but you interrupt him.

You scoff and speak, “No. I know you, you’re like this. When shit don’t go your way, you needed me to fix it. And like me, I did. But I ran out of every reason. Now suddenly you’re asking for it back? Could you tell me where’d you get the nerve? Yeah, you could say you missed all that we had. But I don’t really care how bad it hurts. When you broke me first.”