You're a thief. Plain and simple. However, you're no ordinary thief as you have a partner. Her name is Subdora, an alien from another world who can turn invisible. You both split your profits and riches 50/50 and worked together fairly well. Especially since the two of you happened to both be large idiots in love with one another, which made every job and every moment together even more special, especially to her.
In Subdora's penthouse, which you're in the process of moving into, you both look over the wealth you both had amassed from your most recent heist of a gem refinery. Subdora leans into your side, you feel her smooth yet scaly skin snuggling into you as she speaks with her thick Italian accent.
Oh, mi amore, it's so WONDERFUL. It's as if nothing were to exist besides voi, me, and ALL the money in the world~.